Ok, the next one is a real doozy. Alberto Zaragoza Comendador is quite the character, he writes that pretty much everything Tesla does is a hoax or fraud, and the largest of which is the battery swap. He has a
blog which is really extreme, and a
seeking alpha page.
Talk is cheap and discussions can get boring, so why don't we put money on the table? I'd bet $100 on each of these things.
Before the end of 2015:
-The vast majority of Superchargers still won't have solar panels. I know, I know, even if all of them had panels it would be irrelevant, but still. Most of them won't have panels.
-The vast majority of Superchargers still won't have batteries. (I thought you could survive a zombie apocalypse thanks to these things - Elon's words).
-The Model S won't be able to change lanes just by tapping the turn signal.
-The Model S won't be even one pound lighter than when it launched in 2012. In fact, it will be heavier - although Tesla will try to hide this fact and obscure data.
-Their retractable metal gear solid snake will still be a tweet.
-Their amphibious car won't be a thing.
-Tesla will not make any significant money (whether you define it as revenue or profits) from energy storage. I'll let you define "significant". Oh, and if Tesla refuses to disclose financials about this I win - if they boast about their storage business then they have to show the numbers.
Some of Tesla's projects are really for the long term so let's give them a few more years. Before the end of 2019:
-The Hyperloop won't have begun construction.
-Tesla will continue to run its factory, offices, etc. off the grid like everybody else rather than off batteries.
-Their cars will be unable to drive themselves "90% of the time". (He actually claimed this for 2015).
You may have noticed I made no mention of the patents. While there is no doubt it was a hoax in 2014, the thing could change any time - perhaps someone is actually interested in Tesla's patents and will get to use them for free. Though the guy keeps insulting our intelligence (
3:14).
"
Musk doesn't seem to know who has taken up Tesla's offer to open patents"
Finally, there is the battery swap. I bet Tesla will not do a road trip demoing the future (200 miles + swap + 200 miles). Certainly not with journalists inside the vehicle. I'll let you choose the deadline for that.