I don't take issue with anything you say here. I took issue with this:
That's very different from "terribly unlikely".
I understand "the President was watching" argument but he seemed to read the BS too passionately when, if he really knew it was BS, I would have thought he would have read with less of what appeared to me be real emotion and outrage. Perhaps he's an academy award winning actor. Who knows? I just don't thinks it can be said to be "verified" one way or the other that Spicer lied, that's all. It's false information, of course.