Reminds me of the frog joke...
Software engineer is walking down the street and frog jumps in front of him and says: "wait! I'm actually a beautiful princess and if you kiss me I'll transform back and I'll do *anything* you want!"
Engineer says "Cool!" Grabs the frog and shoves it in his pocket and keeps walking...
Frog yells out from the pocket, "Wait! Clearly you misunderstood, take me out again"
Guy takes the frog out and the frog says, "All you have to do is kiss me, I'll transform into the most beautiful woman you've ever dreamt of and I'll do *anything* you want. Clothing optional"
Engineer says "Cool!" Puts the frog back in his pocket and keeps going...
Frog screams, jumps onto his shoulder and says "Good grief! I've never met anyone so naive! Kiss me, I'll transform into the most beautiful creature you've ever laid eyes on and we'll make passionate love together!"
Engineer says: "yeah, I got that the first time. Sex is great and everything, but a talking frog? That's **cool**!"