Hi. I just got the following voicemail from Tesla. My voicemail goes through a transcription service and they usually get most of it right. My formatting is for emphasis. Please bear with me as the following says a lot.
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"Hi J. My name's XXXX. I'm reaching out to you on behalf of the delivery team here at Tesla. We just wanted to reach out to you to invite you to a new owner's workshop that we will be hosting here at the location in San Francisco on Venice and O'Farrell to help provide customers with more information about the features of the vehicles and giving you a bit of an idea of how they work and get you ready for delivery in December. We do anticipate to have an extremely high volume during that month and we'd love to get customers in early to get them prepared for delivery. We will be hosting our first one this upcoming Thursday from 5:30 to 7:00 and it will last for about an hour, hour and a half, and there'll be a Q and A as well as an opportunity to buy accessories for the vehicle. I will also be following up with an email that has all of the details of this as well. If this interests you, we'd love to have you and get you signed up for one of these workshops. You can give this number a call back if you have any further questions xxx-xxx-xxxx. Have a good weekend.
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I then got the following e-mail:
Congratulations on joining the Tesla Family!
We’re pleased to invite you to our new Pre-Delivery Owner’s Workshop.
Explore what sets Tesla apart in technology and safety. Learn about the benefits of driving electric, including the most convenient ways to stay charged at home and with our Supercharging network across the world. Discover just how easy travel can be with Autopilot features that come standard on all vehicles and how they can enable your car to steer, accelerate and brake automatically for other vehicles and pedestrians within its lane, with your supervision.
We will have Tesla Advisors onsite to help ensure your Tesla account is prepared, cover the basics of ownership and answer questions about life with the Tesla Ecosystem.
-Thursday November 14th, Thursday November 21st, Tuesday November 26th, Thursday December 5th
-5:30pm – 7:00pm
- Tesla San Francisco : 999 Van Ness Ave San Francisco, CA 94109
Space is limited so please RSVP by replying all to this email.
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The first message drives home the point that December is 100% for real - for me and certainly all N. California buyers. This message also drives home the point that it will be a "high volume" experience, probably with barely enough time but to sign papers. Tesla clearly wants us to pick up our cars and go - if at all possible. We already know enough to have shelled out $$ to buy these things. Convince us of what? We've driven them!
Buying accessories? What - do they sell time shares in Maui as well?
Finally, one of the dates in the e-mail is December 5th - that suggests nothing earlier than the 2nd week in December. Now Tesla knows I ordered a LR AWD on Oct 11th - so they are targeting these e-mails. Tesla doesn't want us to walk away from the extended wait. But they only imply that extended wait. Wording is everything.
The fact that I got both a phone call and e-mail shows Tesla really wants us to hear something. They are trying to soften the waiting blow. Good or bad - it still means waiting a very long time.
Sorry people, I really want to buy a Tesla and will still wait. But I interpret all of this as one big long "string-along." Not only are they mass producing cars - but they are mass delivering them as well. Tesla will not just be honest and say, "I know you expected a lot sooner, but you're going to wait a lot longer and be rushed out the door when you finally take delivery."
I can just picture it: Elon Musk in a Santa suit throwing key cars at people in a huge parking lot! Grrr.
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"Hi J. My name's XXXX. I'm reaching out to you on behalf of the delivery team here at Tesla. We just wanted to reach out to you to invite you to a new owner's workshop that we will be hosting here at the location in San Francisco on Venice and O'Farrell to help provide customers with more information about the features of the vehicles and giving you a bit of an idea of how they work and get you ready for delivery in December. We do anticipate to have an extremely high volume during that month and we'd love to get customers in early to get them prepared for delivery. We will be hosting our first one this upcoming Thursday from 5:30 to 7:00 and it will last for about an hour, hour and a half, and there'll be a Q and A as well as an opportunity to buy accessories for the vehicle. I will also be following up with an email that has all of the details of this as well. If this interests you, we'd love to have you and get you signed up for one of these workshops. You can give this number a call back if you have any further questions xxx-xxx-xxxx. Have a good weekend.
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I then got the following e-mail:
Congratulations on joining the Tesla Family!
We’re pleased to invite you to our new Pre-Delivery Owner’s Workshop.
Explore what sets Tesla apart in technology and safety. Learn about the benefits of driving electric, including the most convenient ways to stay charged at home and with our Supercharging network across the world. Discover just how easy travel can be with Autopilot features that come standard on all vehicles and how they can enable your car to steer, accelerate and brake automatically for other vehicles and pedestrians within its lane, with your supervision.
We will have Tesla Advisors onsite to help ensure your Tesla account is prepared, cover the basics of ownership and answer questions about life with the Tesla Ecosystem.
-Thursday November 14th, Thursday November 21st, Tuesday November 26th, Thursday December 5th
-5:30pm – 7:00pm
- Tesla San Francisco : 999 Van Ness Ave San Francisco, CA 94109
Space is limited so please RSVP by replying all to this email.
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The first message drives home the point that December is 100% for real - for me and certainly all N. California buyers. This message also drives home the point that it will be a "high volume" experience, probably with barely enough time but to sign papers. Tesla clearly wants us to pick up our cars and go - if at all possible. We already know enough to have shelled out $$ to buy these things. Convince us of what? We've driven them!
Buying accessories? What - do they sell time shares in Maui as well?
Finally, one of the dates in the e-mail is December 5th - that suggests nothing earlier than the 2nd week in December. Now Tesla knows I ordered a LR AWD on Oct 11th - so they are targeting these e-mails. Tesla doesn't want us to walk away from the extended wait. But they only imply that extended wait. Wording is everything.
The fact that I got both a phone call and e-mail shows Tesla really wants us to hear something. They are trying to soften the waiting blow. Good or bad - it still means waiting a very long time.
Sorry people, I really want to buy a Tesla and will still wait. But I interpret all of this as one big long "string-along." Not only are they mass producing cars - but they are mass delivering them as well. Tesla will not just be honest and say, "I know you expected a lot sooner, but you're going to wait a lot longer and be rushed out the door when you finally take delivery."
I can just picture it: Elon Musk in a Santa suit throwing key cars at people in a huge parking lot! Grrr.