Judge Advocate
Banned
If it's a Friday or Saturday night and the cop pulls you over and asks "Have you been drinking? Your eyes look a little glassy."
You can respond by saying, " No Ossifer, I haven't been drinking, but your eyes look a little glazed. Have you been eating too many donuts?"
You can respond by saying, " No Ossifer, I haven't been drinking, but your eyes look a little glazed. Have you been eating too many donuts?"