i love it!! That is probably how i'll behave the first time i see one on the road, except i'll be pointing and yelling, look! Look!
TESLA MODEL S SALUTE
WHEREAS, the Tesla Model S is an electric car; and
WHEREAS, the Tesla Model S is in the first year of production; and
WHEREAS, the production of the Tesla Model S will progressively ramp up over the next year; and
WHEREAS, the initial deliveries of Tesla Model S vehicles will take place all throughout the United States of America; and
WHEREAS, the visual inspection of a unique Tesla Model S on United States Interstates, Routes, Freeways, Highways, Tollways, etc. (henceforth referred to as "Roads" ) will be uncommon for some time; and
WHEREAS, the recognition of unique Tesla Model S vehicles might excite exuberant responses in Tesla Model S drivers while on said roads; and
WHEREAS, the Tesla Model S is built with safety in mind; and
THEREFORE, BE IT RESOLVED, DETERMINED AND ORDERED AS FOLLOWS;
Section 1. Drivers of Tesla Model S vehicles who recognize one another be resolved to safely pull over at the nearest exit, off ramp, rest stop, intersection, etc.
Section 2. Drivers of Tesla Model S vehicles identify the nearest pub, bar, watering hole, wine bar, sports bar, etc.
Section 3. Drivers of Tesla Model S drink one beer together, charge their vehicles, wait until effects of alcohol have dissipated and depart on previously established journeys.
Section 4. This Resolution shall take effect immediately.
AYES, AND IN FAVOR THEREOF: