So basically a site that teaches you to speak Walmartopian.I'm gonna bless you with the key to the internet here:
Urban Dictionary, April 29: Scurryfunge
A hasty tidying of the house between the time you see a neighbor and the time he/she knocks on the door. -John Gould's Maine Lingo: Boiled Owls, Billdads, and Wazzats, 1975www.urbandictionary.com