> Nothing will save you from a determined copper thief.
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Tesla should have mounted the connector jack inside the trunk, or on the S inside the hatch door. A cable notch would be made in the door jamb big enough for the largest cable OD anticipated. Rubber grommets of various sizes would hang nearby- you would slip in the smallest for the 'basic cable' or larger to match whatever cable you are using at the moment. Then you would pull into the trunk all the excess cable that you can, based on how close to the EVSE you happened to park. Be sure the 'python' module is safely inside. Then clamp on a rubber faced 'vice-grip' style tool to prevent the cable being pulled out of the vehicle. Now, during charging, a perp can of course cut your cable, but all she will get will be whatever cable you left outside the vehicle. The valuable connector + at least a few feet of cable will remain, which will allow for easy repair since you won't have to take the connector apart.
When you came back to the car at the EVSE and discovered the cable theft, you thanked yourself for having remained there in person during enough of the charge cycle to allow for the trip home. Now just put in the 'no cable' grommet and drive off --or-- reach deep into the trunk and retrieve the spare cable + plug assembly, stripper tool, and crimp tool and effectuate the repair right then and there. Then complete the charge cycle.
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