The announcement of "Sexy Film Production Mode"?
The Model Y will be the first Tesla that can pay for itself by incorporating a "Sexy Film Production Mode" with four HD cameras and studio quality, high CRI LED lighting built into the headliner. LCD window glass will be self-blanking, interior seats will fold into a large studio bed and Artificial Intelligence will be used to control the cameras, lighting and sound to enable the effortless production and editing of impromptu, high-quality erotic films anywhere, anytime, that can be wirelessly streamed to the Tesla Erotic Network, a subscription-based service returning over 75% of all revenues back to the owners. For the first time, young couples everywhere can afford their own Tesla!
Initially, "Sexy Film Production Mode" will only be enabled while in Park. Eventually, as self-driving is approved, couples will be able to get paid as they travel around the continent in search of the best surfing waves, powder snow, festivals, concerts and fine dining. The Model Y is a "new lifestyle" vehicle that will appeal to the young and adventurous who prefer not to work traditional 9-5 jobs while still being able to afford life's finer pleasures.