Tesla Poetry / Limericks / Haiku

[gg_got_a_tesla]

An S from the US of A
Packed with the tech of today
No longer in green,
And brown's too obscene?
But it comes in all shades of gray.

Bravo!

 

[Half Dollar Bill]

Note to moderator: I didn't anticipate the addition of limericks so no objection to changing the title to something like "Tesla Poetry" or "Tesla Haikus, Limericks, etc" or something else appropriate. Now, back to topic.

Look in the mirror.
Camera on your seven.
Only in Tesla.

 

[ecarfan]

Gliding in silence

Driving is pleasure again

Time for a road trip

 

[ecarfan]

Too much time on forum

Wife suggests Tesla-Anon

What would Elon do?

 

[tomcherv]

Tesla in the wild
It started a love affair
And now I want one

 

[Lawsteve]

There once was a guy, owned a P
He was proud, had his friends come to see
Owned it less than a year
Dumped it cheap with no fear
And has ordered himself a new D

 

[ItsNotAboutTheMoney]

Note to moderator: I didn't anticipate the addition of limericks so no objection to changing the title to something like "Tesla Poetry" or "Tesla Haikus, Limericks, etc" or something else appropriate. Now, back to topic.

Moderator please
Name thread "Tesla Poetry"
Or something alike

 

[Johan]

Tesla Haikus

A drive unit shaft in the rear
Failed due to premature wear
But the fix turned out easy
Just make it more greasy!
Good riddance to overblown fear

 

[mibaro2]

Never thought to be
This thread has a hold of me
Onward I must read

 

[AudubonB]

1.
So sad to observe
5-7-5 syllables
Plods out "haiku"

2.
Disparaging notes
Of others' prolix attempts?
Off to snippiness!

3.
Basho rejoices:
Audie prefers limericks.
Joyful frog-like leap

 

[Johan]

Basho rejoices:
Audie prefers limericks.
Joyful frog-like leap

Nice! Many bottoms to that pond.

 

[Half Dollar Bill]

A two verse limerick submission:

The term genius is hard to dispute.
Past accomplishments none would refute.
PayPal, SpaceX, Zip2,
Solar City we knew,
Musk's ideas would never be moot.

You can see Elon's plan in the stars.
Get us all on his rocket to Mars.
For the good of mankind.
Question first on the mind:
May we please bring our Tesla-made cars?

 

[Johan]

Tesla Haikus

Though excellent poetry 50 cent (Half dollar bill) I must offer the following:

First sentence must in end in location
And then with correct innotation
The third row must break
The rythm you make
The Limmerick must refrain from mutation

 

[Half Dollar Bill]

Though excellent poetry 50 cent (Half dollar bill) I must offer the following:

First sentence must in end in location
And then with correct innotation
The third row must break
The rythm you make
The Limmerick must refrain from mutation

Mozart to my Salieri

 

[tomas]

Geez, we got the poets,
Ain't we?

 

[TEG]

Moderator please
Name thread "Tesla Poetry"
Or something alike

Glad I could oblige.
Given that I am a mod,
I renamed the thread!

 

[AudubonB]

Free at last! No more haiku!


Tesla flies like the wind.
Fruit flies like a banana.

 

[MikeL]

waiting for the X
friend says did you get your car
i got an email

 

[tomas]

When people are posting bull$#!t
And I feel like blowing my lid
I go to haiku
And everything's cool
What a great thread this is.

 

[rolosrevenge]

First sentence must in end in location
And then with correct innotation
The third row must break
The rythm you make
The Limmerick must refrain from mutation

The Tesla is from the USA
It's quickness will blow you away
It's styling is fine
No emissions divine
So it's worth every penny you will pay.