Divorcing my 2012 Tesla S85
Oct. 03, 2015
I fell in love with Tesla Motors in 2010 after reading an article in a national magazine. We courted through 2011 when I decided we would be become
engaged and I purchased the IPO (stock). The more I researched the companies glowing public relations releases the more I planned for a wedding.
In 2012 I put a deposit down on what I hoped would be my dream car". On December 21, 2012 we were joined when she was delivered to my home.
The honeymoon lasted for more than two years when small repairs became necessary. The Tesla service center was more than accommodating in keeping
me a happy bridegroom. To say the least the service was fantastic, just as promised. In August of 2015 a serious problem surfaced and I contacted
Tesla service center to have it resolved. The front bumper was dislodged and fell to the ground twice. I was initially advised by Tesla techs that it was my
fault and I would have to pay approximately $1,500 to have a new bumper installed and painted. The reason given was that I had parked over a concrete
car stop. I did not feel it was my fault and objected to their decision and did some research. By visiting different Tesla customer chat rooms I found numerous complaints by other Tesla owners with the same problem. It became common knowledge that there was a glitch in the suspension software that allowed the auto to lower itself onto the car stop. Upon backing out of the space, the bumper was pulled off. I discussed this with Tesla service techs and the remained adamant that it was my fault. More research revealed that Tesla motors was aware of this failure in the suspension software and advised their service centers to upgrade the software to eliminate the problem in 2014. Obviously my auto 2012 was never upgraded and consequently suffered the same fate as many other owners. Again I contacted Tesla center and requested that they repair my auto to it's original condition. They responded that as a goodwill gesture
they would supply a bumper but I would have to take it to a recommended body shop and pay for the installation and painting. As a replacement part, the
bumper is listed for $960.00 and is available only from the Tesla factory. Why they wanted me to pay for installation and painting became obvious when
I again surfed Tesla chat rooms and it was revealed that repairs on Tesla are very expensive because painting on plastic and repairing aluminum requires
specialized body shops where the work can be done. The cost to repaint one Tesla door can be $500.00 as I learned from the chat room owners.
I attempted to compromise this expense by offering to pay a portion of the cost for installation and painting. The negotiations with various Tesla
service reps did become contentious at times but I felt ultimately we would agree at some point. At this time Tesla reps have stopped accepting my phone
calls and responding to my emails. In the interim, Tesla by remote upgrading of my suspension software has solved some but not all of the items to
eliminate this design flaw. As a long time business man (50yrs) I have learned by experience that sometimes the first loss is the best loss. It has been a
great adventure with my dream car but it's time to move on. Anyone interested in verifying my research can go to Tesla motors chat rooms and see the
tsunami of owner complaints that are piling up. My Tesla is listed on Cars.com and has been reduced $5,000 to someone who would marry my soon to be
ex and have the repairs done. Only 11,800 miles and in pristine condition aside from what has been noted here. "I love my Tesla but I love my life more".
Nil Disparendum