What a strange review. It starts out with the author seeming to question why a tesla even exists and he offers lots of innuendo about the high price. Then he proceeds suggest the you'll grow bored with the acceleration, only to reference the ongoing excitement of fast take-offs later in the article. Finally the summary of the article seems to be written by someone else completely because it suggests how great the car is and how much it will be missed.
I do agree that the USB panel seems kind of chintzy though.