Is it on? Are you on board for this class action suit? Is it showtime?
There must be lawyers working late in offices, shuffling papers right at this moment, getting ready to file, already salivating.
Perfect opportunity! Time to punish, to make em pay in every way! Demand real satisfaction!
Time for some smart, ambitious lawyers to make bank while setting up some real financial damage for those scoundrels at Tesla!
I am sure these lawyers will be grateful to you!
Maybe get a settlement without even having to face a judge. Nice work, when you can get it, right? Payday!
I mean, just look at all the terrible damage that has been done!
We bought the car for those numbers dammit, and they just don't add up the way they should. It's devastating!
Performance, safety, all of that is fine, but those horsepower numbers..... oh the humanity!
There must be scores, even legions of wounded egos limping around.
Most people just don't have any idea how deeply painful it is when you can't get those numbers to the wheels in the way you were led to believe you could, all because of means of measurement, or battery limitation, or some other poppy-cock!
There must be permanent disabilities involved! Therapists stretched to the limit!
"Um," someone could say, "maybe you could have returned the car, immediately, and said 'these numbers just aren't good enough for me.' Probably negotiate a refund. Or maybe sell the car to some other sucker who doesn't care about HP numbers."
No way! Let's face it, there's no satisfaction in that! Right? So I hear ya! Punishment is what we crave! Financial losses! We'll have all of Tesla's enemies cheering us on! That in itself surely offers a good dose of ego healing. Humiliation and financial damage for Tesla. I'm sure that's the only way to compensate us for the deep, irreparable harm done by having to settle for a mere 450 or 550, when we should have the full 691 that we paid for!