I have been truly inspired today! Let me explain...
Invariably at a dinner party or random group gathering the subject of Tesla or Elon will come up. Never clear where the conversation will go from there, but Mrs. Toe will often chime in in a disdainful voice (especially if there is alcohol involved) something along the lines of "don't be so enamoured with Electric Jesus", with particular emphasis on the Electric Jesus part.
Side note: Mrs. Toe's TSLA holdings are about 1% of RubberToes, so draw your own conclusions concerning her behavior. Anyhoo, this always leaves me pretty uncomfortable, and at that point the whole discussion often goes sideways, and often not in a good way.
I now have the perfect retort, and simply can't wait for the next time this happens. I just say in a perfectly calm, matter of fact, and deadpan tone: "He's not Electric Jesus, he's the Muskiah". This is absolutely going to bring the entire discussion to a dead stop, with everyone looking at me with a puzzled look, if not mouth gaping wide open. Follow up line literally wrote itself: "Not the Messiah, the Muskiah"!
Full credit goes to
@Musskiah, for the inspiration, and possibly the best TMC handle I have ever seen. I'll see if I can't record a video of this, would make for an epic movie scene.
RT