lbowroom
Plaid, white on black, CF, 8/27/21, Track Pack
Remind your friend to buy the pre-paid maintenance plan, it’s a great deal.
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It's only $100 to place the order. If the price goes up, at least you'll be locked in. If the price drops, just create a new order and cancel the old one. You'll only lose the $100 deposit. If you order today, you'll probably be waiting until 2022 anyway so..Was thinking of ordering a Plaid S, but now seeing that the LR model just went up in price, I’m thinking of holding off. I‘m not in any rush and am fine taking delivery in Jan/Feb or thereafter (plus then get a ‘22 model year vehicle). Now with the price increase on the LR, I wonder if the price of Plaid will either go up or down. Should I just order now or wait until Oct/Nov and then place an order? Will waiting likely make any difference?
For the low low price of $5,000 for our Billy-Bob's-Best-Deal-In-Town-Plan, your EV will get all of its oil changes on time, and they will be complementary. Additionally, when your torque converter goes out, we'll replace it at no cost, and when those pesky fuel pumps and injectors go, those will be taken care of as well as long as you buy our $1,000 crappy locking lugnut package....Remind your friend to buy the pre-paid maintenance plan, it’s a great deal.
It's only $100 to place the order. If the price goes up, at least you'll be locked in. If the price drops, just create a new order and cancel the old one. You'll only lose the $100 deposit. If you order today, you'll probably be waiting until 2022 anyway so..
For the low low price of $5,000 for our Billy-Bob's-Best-Deal In-Town-Plan, your vehicle will get all of its oil changes on time, and they will be complementary...
Price drops before delivery are honored without having to cancel or forfeit depositIt's only $100 to place the order. If the price goes up, at least you'll be locked in. If the price drops, just create a new order and cancel the old one. You'll only lose the $100 deposit. If you order today, you'll probably be waiting until 2022 anyway so..
Thank you for reminding me!Don't forget the transmission fluid flush, along with the "**** you" filter change.
Oh, uhhhhhhhhhh, yeah by the way.... the car we said was in our lot.... well it's actually somewhere in Africa... BuT It'S gOt ThE LoCkInG LuGnutS!For the low low price of $5,000 for our Billy-Bob's-Best-Deal-In-Town-Plan, your EV will get all of its oil changes on time, and they will be complementary. Additionally, when your torque converter goes out, we'll replace it at no cost, and when those pesky fuel pumps and injectors go, those will be taken care of as well as long as you buy our $1,000 crappy locking lugnut package....
Oh, uhhhhhhhhhh, yeah by the way.... the car we said was in our lot.... well it's actually somewhere in Africa... BuT It'S gOt ThE LoCkInG LuGnutS!
That's my dealer! Too bad they don't return my calls or texts. Maybe I'll buy one of those plaids..
Don't forget the dealership performance departments! For only $20,000, we will equip your EV with state-of-the-art turbocharger technology, and a massive intercooler to match. Don't forget an upgraded transmission, for those shifts that are so fast that they don't even happen! MAGIC! And, before you're done, we will throw in a lowered suspension kit with horrific ride quality, and a full sport exhaust, complete with fake exhaust tips!And the nitrogen tires, which do nothing but cost $750. Also we added trim molding? Why? Uhh, cuz it looks cool. Oh, you didn't ask for that? Oh, well it's too late. Also the windows tinted and there is ppf. Well, it's not technically on there yet but we have to sell it why? Otherwise it's too good of a deal and we will go bankrupt.
Good luck my dude!That's my dealer! Too bad they don't return my calls or texts. Maybe I'll buy one of those plaids..
You and I both!!!!!!!The long range just went up another 5K to $89,990 starting price. Glad I ordered when it was 10 grand cheaper. View attachment 691789
I am both the renowned "Instant Liker of Posts" and "Spreader of Endless Positivity" of course!
I still gave your post a like!
Not gonna lie ... I felt a bit of anxiety reading that as if I am back in the super special important room with the real "real" advisor/sales associate who's going to get this all taken care for you and it's only going to be another 30 mins even though it is hour#5 and running since you entered the dealership this morning and you KNOW it's going to be another 2-3 hours at least.And the nitrogen tires, which do nothing but cost $750. Also we added trim molding. Why? Uhh, cuz it looks cool. Oh, you didn't ask for that? Oh, well it's too late. Also the windows tinted and there is ppf. Well, it's not technically on there yet but we have to sell it why? Otherwise it's too good of a deal and we will go bankrupt. Don't worry, my daughter/son/aunt/wife drive this car ... For generations. Oops we forgot the ADM, just a fancy acronym for ****ing you out of more money. Btw, that interest rate we have on promo, you don't qualify. Oh your credit score is 850? Well uh, it needs to be 851 or higher.
"I can't get you black for that price" - puddy
Seek professional help, my brother.... It will guide you to the path of recovery...Not gonna lie ... I felt a bit of anxiety reading that as if I am back in the super special important room with the real "real" advisor/sales associate who's going to get this all taken care for you and it's only going to be another 30 mins even though it is hour#5 and running since you entered the dealership this morning and you KNOW it's going to be another 2-3 hours at least.
and you seemed absolutely positive of your assessmentI still gave your post a like!