@PACEMD years ago, I saw a sample of the log that service needed to track down an issue in my car. I think it was remote service, and the guy let me take a closer look. In that log, I saw torque-related log entries, something like "insufficient torque applied to the wheel" or something to that effect. And I noticed that there were a lot of those, despite me generally not getting many nags while APing on the highway. It seems like a measurement is taken every second. So let's say the nag is triggered if "insufficient torque" is applied to the wheel for 30-sec straight. Then as long as I apply sufficient torque between any of those logged messages within the 30-sec window, I avoid the nag.
But this is proof that despite my thinking that I'm always applying constant torque, I clearly am lapsing here and there for whatever reason. I have no idea how sensitive/precise the torque sensor is, but I can imagine that if it goes to a tenth of a Nm, there's going to be a LOT of fluctuation when a human is applying the torque. However a wheel weight would likely not jiggle the tenths digit much at all. It seems pretty trivial for Tesla to find a threshold to separate human from weight.
The best way for a human to attempt to apply constant torque to anything spinny is to try to lock the hand/arm, or anchor it by bracing it to an immovable object, like the side of the door, or a knee pinned to the side of the door. But in a moving car, that ends up not working because the road vibrations and bumps create torque variation because you've essentially prevented the wheel from moving at all. You can even imagine a situation where a hard enough bump will cause a disengagement if the wheel is not allowed to absorb some of that shock and is held rigid.
Contrast that with a wheel weight. The wheel is still somewhat free to spin and absorb shocks and bumps, which will smooth out the torque line. Bottom line is it's quite impossible for a human to simulate the type of torque that a weight would produce, and it's really not relevant whether the human-produced torque is constant or not; it will have a different signature and therefore Tesla can distinguish between human and weight.