"The overall luxury and interior comfort of the Audi A8 is to the Tesla (TSLA) Model S what Buckingham Palace is to a Burger King (BKW)."
Wow. Just... Wow. I almost stopped reading there. It was bad enough that he claims to be using 'real world' numbers, that he generated himself, in a single day of driving, instead of the combined EPA mileage and range -- which is used by the Tesla Model S -- as a measuring stick.
"In an electric car, you also have the unique component of a big battery, which loses meaningful capacity every year, unlike an internal combustion engine."
OMG. Somebody hold me back... So I don't get a rope. This guy goes on to presume a $2000 per year depreciation penalty on the Tesla Model S -- as if the AUDI will NEVER have any depreciation at all over its ownership period.
"As a result, it goes without saying that Audi isn't worried about competition from Tesla."
If 'it goes without saying', then 1) why did you base your entire article on a comparison of AUDI and Tesla products; 2) why are you saying it anyway; and 3) why has every iteration of the AUDI A8 been outsold by the Tesla Model S for the past two years straight?
"Ability to fuel almost anywhere at the drop of a hat."
There are millions of electrical outlets in the United States of America alone -- far outnumbering diesel pumps.
"When it's cold outside, you can be warm without sacrificing range."
Total [BORSHT] -- because you can't run the heater in an ICE without the engine burning fuel. The heater in the Tesla Model S is multitudes more efficient than in any ICE.
"In my analysis, the advantages of this 2015 Audi A8 diesel vastly outweigh..."
No. Your 'analysis' is slanted, canted, and weighted by inaccurate information to present the foregone conclusion that you decided upon when you came up with the title for this POS article.
Wanna do a real world test? Fill up the AUDI once at the beginning of the month. Take it home, drive it around town until it runs empty. Then take a Tesla Model S home. Plug it in when you go to bed. Wake up to a full tank every morning. Drive the entire month without going to a filling station even once. That is the Real World Advantage of the Tesla Model S. You [FOXTROT] moron.