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Papa states this clearly in response to my post:
Chartists around the globe are scrambling to interpret the rare "triple cat pattern" spotted in TSLA's chart today
Papa is clearly baiting me. Wants me to make a fool of myself by stating 3 kittens playing with a ball of string theories could cause a Schrodinger's Stochastic Oscillator. You have to see it to believe it...I have never done any charting, but all this talk about TSLA being a coiled spring etc. has made me think I should have a go. I have prepared unsparingly (Teresa May would be proud) for many moments and have spent the last 12 minutes putting together my thesis. Here she goes:
TSLA closed at 370 last night. Firstly we need to account for the negatives. The dastardly upper class Tattinger band:
Taittinger Brut Réserve NV Fine wine - Waitrose Cellar
Down 27..
Then an inevitable upswing from crossing the Golden Snitch:
Harry Potter Golden Snitch Heliball
Up 25
Lastly a couple of Head and Shoulders:
Head & Shoulders Classic Clean 2in1 Shampoo 225ml
3.99X2=7.98
This leaves us at 377.98. If we can close above this figure - a short squeeze could just well occur.
Good piece. Carefully cited, 100% accurate.
Shows that as Musk lost his mind, due to stress, sleep deprivation, Ambien, and who-knows-what-else, he damaged the company. Thankfully not fatally.
I'm wiser than Elon Musk, but I would be likely to make *some* similar mistakes (I have some experience with stress and sleep deprivation). I would not, however, be unwise enough to arrogantly and ignorantly dismiss the expert opinions of people who know a lot more than me about a specific subject, though, and this is where Musk has really caused serious damage repeatedly. Musk is great when he does his homework, and worthless when he doesn't do his homework, which is unsurprising.
So toes geography. It helps that Australia is closer to the equator than Europe/US when transitioning to solar. Panels produce a decent amount of electricity even in winter in Oz.Yes, there are a number of small countries that are making big switches - even larger ones like Germany. Regulations have been very important, though.
OT
Here's a new song I recorded tonight with Tesla references as usual
"Free Tekashi Free Bobby
I be Agent 8 pull up the Tesla in the lobby"
and "Wings on my whip like I got Hermes riding shotty"
wings being a reference to X falcon wings
Agent 8 - FREE TEKASHI.wav
I have never understood this European thing of having stock held at a bank. Can you get the stock transferred direct from your bank to IB? You probably should. In the US I know three different ways to move stock between different custodians, but I guess things are different in Iceland.
Tesla doesn't have do anything with China now, they are building Gigafactory 3 in Shanghai!Tesla should prioritize China during the guaranteed 3 month window.
Try to exhaust the Chinese backlog.
Might be back to 40%. Or higher on April Fools.
Mr Market mayhem will play in TSLA's favour. These aren't the droids you are looking for. Move along now.today's futures look scary
Europe: Orders open now in France, Belgium, Norway, Switzerland, Austria
A portion of the bears and shorts invested in Tesla obviously is not really and somehow interested in making money if we look at the losses in the billions they made already (see Ighors tweets). Clearly some are just not the smartes and did not do their homework and because of that lost but at the stage we are at, near ATH with only positive information to come its for some more than just not been smart to stay.