Model X coming next week to join the Model S. Last time I'm filling up.
No more having to put flammable liquid fuel into the car so it can make fire for its portable power plant... like putting coal into a steam engine. Ug the smell...
No more getting scammed to pay more the "premium" liquid fuel. Actually I should really write """""premium""""" . It deserves many more air quotes.
No more getting yelled at about carting that flammable liquid fuel around. If it is that unlawful and dangerous, why are we making every one self serve it? Maybe we should just get rid of it?
And yeah, I get it, somehow your flammable liquid fuel is better than other flammable liquid fuel so I should pay more...
Liars.
And no more paying way way too much for this liquid fuel to countries that may actually fund other people that want to blow all of us up. Sorry middle east, the party is over. Get to work and go invent something good for the planet.
And finally, no more taking way too much carbon out of the ground, burning it inefficiently in old gas engines, putting it in the air, where it upsets the balance of the air.
Call me conservative, but I like the air having the same amount of carbon that it did 300 years ago.
Anyway, good bye "filling up". Can't say I liked our time together. And happy it is over.
No more having to put flammable liquid fuel into the car so it can make fire for its portable power plant... like putting coal into a steam engine. Ug the smell...
No more getting scammed to pay more the "premium" liquid fuel. Actually I should really write """""premium""""" . It deserves many more air quotes.
No more getting yelled at about carting that flammable liquid fuel around. If it is that unlawful and dangerous, why are we making every one self serve it? Maybe we should just get rid of it?
And yeah, I get it, somehow your flammable liquid fuel is better than other flammable liquid fuel so I should pay more...
Liars.
And no more paying way way too much for this liquid fuel to countries that may actually fund other people that want to blow all of us up. Sorry middle east, the party is over. Get to work and go invent something good for the planet.
And finally, no more taking way too much carbon out of the ground, burning it inefficiently in old gas engines, putting it in the air, where it upsets the balance of the air.
Call me conservative, but I like the air having the same amount of carbon that it did 300 years ago.
Anyway, good bye "filling up". Can't say I liked our time together. And happy it is over.