Yeah - wzup with that? Seems kind of detached from the day-to-day business of Tesla? And like Brianman said: he didn't even mention the number 691 anyore in the blog post!
I assume he mentioned 60 kWh because that is what many people have. Or he partially wrote this up a while ago and just came back to it. He mentioned 70D later on.
I think I understand the frustration of some people here, but my more forgiving take on it is:
1) Tesla knows that EVs accelerate faster than ICE vehicles but don't often get credit for it when you simply look at specs (even looking at the 0-60 time doesn't capture how quick a Tesla is off the line). To try to counter that a little for the people who would simply be comparing the numbers while sitting on their couches at home, and because it was technically accurate and there's no real standard for EVs, it used the combined figure.
2) They figured people would buy the cars based on how they drove, not based on some numbers on the website.
3) They used the same system as they had used before, but didn't think (or want) to explain to everyone that the P85D would not be able to use all of its rated horsepower.
4) After people got pissed here, they decided to clarify the matter. However, it would be irresponsible of a company to put its decisions in bad light, so they clarified in a neutral way rather than saying, "we made a big mistake by indicating horsepower for the P85D that it can't use in the real world." If they were only talking to Tesla owners, they'd probably be fine saying this, but they know how the media takes things and they don't want to turn this into a press nightmare... which they've had enough of for illogical reasons.
5) The wanted to use the nice 0-60 time Motor Trend got for the P85D but didn't think to use the same system for the other models. (Of course, if they thought about the fact that the systems are different and overhype the P85D compared to other Model S options, that would be very crappy. I'll give them the benefit of the doubt here, but this is the issue that is most sketchy and most likely to be somewhat deliberate deception in my opinion.)
I imagine these responses won't be popular here, especially with customers who are pissed off their cars aren't more powerful, but I think this is a realistic human take on these decisions.