aesculus
Still Trying to Figure This All Out
Pro tip: Offer to do the laundry and then put clothes in the wrong batch, bleach something that should not have bleach etc. You will never be asked to do laundry again.My wife gets "punished" for only 2 things. One is asking a technical question where I bury her with data and details - like you must have. The second is sending me to the grocery store. I go waaaaay off the list, and bring back junk food. I am amazed she still does either, but she still does.
Extra points for ruining delicate lingerie or something that should be dry cleaned.