Oh, I know- that's where they're being dishonest.
If you hunt around enough you can (or could) find their disclaimer about how they don't report P times the same way they do non-P times, in incredibly tiny and hard to find letters.
https://teslamotorsclub.com/tmc/attachments/p85d-specs-png.237053/
That's a screen shot of when it was a little easier to find the disclaimer in question pointing out the P numbers are measured differently.
And here's someone testing a Model 3 AWD with rollout-
AWD 4.55s 0-60, 4.26s w/ 1 foot rollout (VBOX Sport)
0.3 quicker 0-60 for Model 3 AWD if you count it like they do for the P3- which would put the "official" 4.5 tesla number down to 4.2.
Road and Track reported 4.8 for RWD LR that way too, which is also 0.3 quicker than official Tesla.
I think my best time, measured by the VBOX, at the drag strip was 3.46 seconds. Definitely not 3.3.