I wandered lonely as a short
Bereft of house, stuff, o'er cash
When all at once I saw I'd bought,
A host, of OTM puts, alas;
Beside the low, beneath the Ask,
To cover these, my eternal task
OK, not very good, but Wordsworth's hard...
Ha ha, really not bad!
I asked chatGPT, that always wants to be nice to everyone,
Shameless positive edit! After telling ChatGPT to get it right, lol
I wandered, lost in thought profound As lonely as a cloud unbound When Tesla shorts crossed through my mind Their delusions, oh so unrefined
For some see Tesla's future clear A world where clean tech has no peer With renewable energy in sight A future that's both green and bright
But shorts see only what's ahead A deluded view, no hope in thread A company they deem unfit A dream they think will never stick
Their shortsightedness leads them astray As Tesla's stock soars every day They fail to see the bigger plan And thus, they cannot understand
For Tesla is a vision grand A future built on nature's hand The shorts, they lack imagination And miss the scope of innovation
So, let them short and let them lose As Tesla's star continues to cruise For those who see the future bright Will reap the benefits of this fight
And I'll leave my thoughts to rest In Tesla's future, I invest For the shorts may never see the light But I believe in Tesla's might.