I have 68 solar panels, and get about 11 kwh from them. They MIGHT be able to fill my car in a day if it's sunny, no clouds. But there are so many variables with car-mounted solar panels, ie. facing the sun, parking in shade or garage, etc., that it's just not worth it when you figure the car gets over 300 miles on a charge.
Parking for two weeks cannot drain the battery. Driving a couple hundred miles and parking two weeks might get it down, if you leave the AC on to cool the cabin and wake the car up several times a day to check on its state of charge.
People have not yet learned that Teslas are not Chevys, nor have they yet learned the differences in abilities and functions. Personally, I have never had my cars run out of charge. Ever. But anyone can run out of charge if they don't think and don't plan.