For me, the OP's most significant statement refers to his not buying another Tesla. I do hope that " for the moment" is an implied qualifier. If I read correctly, they bought two new Teslas in the past including an S. $$$
Here in the UK, we early MY adopters have " lost" a shed load due to depreciation. Would I roll back time and wait 18 months to reduce the net loss? No way.
So, may I suggest that the OP swallows his "loss" then gives it a little time to settle down and then buys the car they really wants - a MYP.
Happy motoring in 2024.