Emergency siren on phone

[Mr H]

Both my phones went off this morning, the system must be run by northern rail

 

[Jwdrums]

I intentionally disabled it weeks ago. This is because we have Amber weather warnings every single week in winter for:
Beast from the east storm to bring killer death snow = 3 flakes fall in Scotland.
Torrential downpours will see millions without electricity and homes flooded = a light shower.
Red alert take action for deadly winds = a fly farts.

And summer:
Deadly heatwave to kill millions and will be hotter than the Sahara = a nice summers day.

These alerts work in other parts of the world where they have wild fires, flash floods, avalanches and other significant disasters, not here, not in our overly woke, pathetic country where everything is a problem.

Not all disasters are weather related you'll be surprised to learn

 

[GRiLLA]

I intentionally disabled it weeks ago. This is because we have Amber weather warnings every single week in winter for:
Beast from the east storm to bring killer death snow = 3 flakes fall in Scotland.
Torrential downpours will see millions without electricity and homes flooded = a light shower.
Red alert take action for deadly winds = a fly farts.

And summer:
Deadly heatwave to kill millions and will be hotter than the Sahara = a nice summers day.

These alerts work in other parts of the world where they have wild fires, flash floods, avalanches and other significant disasters, not here, not in our overly woke, pathetic country where everything is a problem.

17 people died due to The Beast from the East, thankyou for claiming it was nothing. Perhaps consider empathy for other people in the UK who are perhaps not in Gloucester.

 

[Casss]

Three operating within spec yet again.

I'll have to check my bill this month, I don't remember adding the "blissful ignorance in case of apocalypse" package but must have done by accident..

 

[pgkevet]

Nothing via wifi calling and no cell signal rurally here. We'll just have to look the apocalypse in the eye..

 

[Zilla91]

I intentionally disabled it weeks ago. This is because we have Amber weather warnings every single week in winter for:
Beast from the east storm to bring killer death snow = 3 flakes fall in Scotland.
Torrential downpours will see millions without electricity and homes flooded = a light shower.
Red alert take action for deadly winds = a fly farts.

And summer:
Deadly heatwave to kill millions and will be hotter than the Sahara = a nice summers day.

These alerts work in other parts of the world where they have wild fires, flash floods, avalanches and other significant disasters, not here, not in our overly woke, pathetic country where everything is a problem.

Is there anything out there that isn't woke, these days?

The weather is a bit sh!t today, no doubt because the sun is woke or something like that.

 

[PITA]

I like Emergency Government Warning Alerts on my phone.

Gives me a chance to say "Told you so..." to my Wife... after weeks of her 'it'll never happen...'

Our Gas Masks are now checked and on standby...

 

[Adopado]

Our Gas Masks are now checked and on standby...

Reading of your "full on" approach to other things I'm not totally convinced that that's a joke

 

[Dilly]

Our bungalow has no understairs cupboard. We’re going to die…

 

[PITA]

Reading of your "full on" approach to other things I'm not totally convinced that that's a joke

We were talking about a nice house extension into the back garden.

I said, that'll be great having two levels.

My Wife said, we can't go up two levels, it'll block sunlight...

I said... who said anything about going up?!

 

[WannabeOwner]

no understairs cupboard

who said anything about going up

Hopefully @Dilly is paying attention - although I can't find a used Nuclear bunker on eBay.

 

[init6]

Hopefully @Dilly is paying attention - although I can't find a used Nuclear bunker on eBay.

Nuclear fallout shelter in field goes up for sale for £70,000

Observer Post Field, in Whitwell, Bolsover, looks like a normal field

www.derbytelegraph.co.uk

 

[PITA]

I was thinking, more like this...

 

[init6]

I was thinking, more like this...

I suspect that's not secure enough for your Powerwalls

 

[WannabeOwner]

I was thinking, more like this...

You could strip out your Sunseeker and shove the contents in your Bunker

 

[Dilly]

I’ve had so many moles in the garden, I think there is a ready made bunker there already

 

[FairlyOldGit]

Mine on O2 got an alert

Wife on Smarty (on O2) didn't get an alert

My phone and tablet are both on Smarty which I thought was using the '3 ' network - I will re-check

 

[spdpsba]

I was thinking, more like this...

I think this will do

The only SUV built for the End of days! . Remember it is a Tesla forum - so some relevance to the forum!

 

[PITA]

I think this will do

Unfortunately I gave up on that idea, and asked Tesla for my £100 deposit back... I'm still waiting...

 

[Tony Hoyle]

My phone and tablet are both on Smarty which I thought was using the '3 ' network - I will re-check

Yeah smarty is three.

Apparently three forgot to send the alert more than once - everyone else repeated it for 20 minutes.. so unless your phone happened to be checking at that exact moment it didn't get it.