Elon Fails Again.... Model 3

[buttershrimp]

OMG! Had one of those too. Spouse took out three mailboxes on the way home one night in a snowstorm - no damage to the car, though a lot of unhappy neighbors. Then a week later drove it through a quarter mile of 8’ high snow drift going uphill and missed every mailbox. Go figure. Also true story. But the thing ate front tires like they were made out of marshmallows.

Guys if you don’t stop reminiscing I’m going to cancel !!!!!


Seriously, i will cancel my frickin order! I will do it!

I’m so tired of Elon failing me!!! He didn’t even land the third booster on the landing pad. I give and I give and I give on this forum and how does Elon repay me? I’ll tell you howl! With some other god forsaken number other than the ideal “6” cup holders!

I’ll do it guys. I will cancel my order. Here I go!!!

I’m gonna do it!


Guys?

 

[macpacheco]

A lot of people will say, great, one less person ahead of me. Go ahead an cancel !
I'm not one of them. I don't own a car. I bike and use borrowed cars in a year less than many of you use in a week.

 

[GSP]

I knew it was a matter of time. Elon bit off more than he could chew...How does he look himself in the mirror?

How could he have designed a car without 6 cupholders? ARGGHHHHHH!!!!

FAIL FAIL FAIL! I am cancelling my reservation!

Well, fool me once Elon, shame on you... fool me twice Elon.... shame is on all of us.

What I would give to drive my 1993 Toyota Camry again.... sweet sweet Camry.... Sweet red blooded Camry

Thanks Elon, chivalry is dead....

Six cup holders is my minimum also. But dosen't the 3 have six cup holders? Two in front two in back, and one in each front door?

GSP

 

[T34ME]

Are you a hot 20 something year old female by any chance?

I am a hot16 year old female, what do you have in mind?









Det.Dewey Naylem, Vice Squad

 

[ℬête Noire]

That looks a lot like my dad's Pontiac Bonniville convertible that we use to pull our boat with. Maybe we're soulmates. Are you a hot 20 something year old female by any chance?

I have a 20-something son. Close enough?

 

[Tiger]

Is it friday?

 

[TQCLove]

Guys if you don’t stop reminiscing I’m going to cancel !!!!!


Seriously, i will cancel my frickin order! I will do it!

I’m so tired of Elon failing me!!! He didn’t even land the third booster on the landing pad. I give and I give and I give on this forum and how does Elon repay me? I’ll tell you howl! With some other god forsaken number other than the ideal “6” cup holders!

I’ll do it guys. I will cancel my order. Here I go!!!

I’m gonna do it!


Guys?

Make all the jokes you want, but Elon lied and continues to lie. The ramp up is too slow and Model 3 is a failure. Tesla is going to go bankrupt!






I’m just kidding, I pick up my 3 tomorrow!!

 

[BigD0g]

Bravo!

Who's this imposter!! There can be only one!

 

[Struja]

Both of you miss the point (where is the "went over your head" emoji?)

IRONY!

But @BS you are wrong! The model 3 has EIGHT cup holders - two in front, two in back, and one in each door = eight. Too many cup holders. Obviously poor planning and design. Total waste of money, who needs eight. I am cancelling. I want my dependable Yugo back. I could put my "sample" on the dash while transporting to the urologist and nary a drop spilled in that smooth riding car! Make America Great Again, buy a Yugo (I am long on $YUGO)

Don't you diss the Yugo... dems fighting words!!!

Don't you remember the good 'ol days... buy a Caddy, get a Yugo free??? LOL!!!

 

[scaesare]

I knew it was a matter of time. Elon bit off more than he could chew...How does he look himself in the mirror?

How could he have designed a car without 6 cupholders? ARGGHHHHHH!!!!

FAIL FAIL FAIL! I am cancelling my reservation!

Well, fool me once Elon, shame on you... fool me twice Elon.... shame is on all of us.

What I would give to drive my 1993 Toyota Camry again.... sweet sweet Camry.... Sweet red blooded Camry

Thanks Elon, chivalry is dead....

Exactly!

He's clearly become an out-of-touch celebrity bigshot intent on salesmanship rather than substance.

Disgusting.

 

[scaesare]

I had a '92 Camry. Great car. Way nicer than a Tesla.

Ah.. the joys of making assertions about subjective matters on the interwebz...

 

[ℬête Noire]

I want my dependable Yugo back. I could put my "sample" on the dash while transporting to the urologist and nary a drop spilled in that smooth riding car!

The best part is that even if it did spill all over the place, who'd care or notice?

 

[Barklikeadog]

I feel the need to get this off my chest, Butter...
The model 3 rollout has been a disaster and the blame has to be put on Elon.
I want my car and he is building rocket ships to send unwanted cars into space. I told everyone I knew that
the car in space was heading towards Mars... instead the roadster is heading towards the asteroid belt. Another
bait and switch. Fool me once, Mr. Musk...

The worst part is, I am still waiting for an estimated delivery date. Why haven't they provided one for me?
This is intolerable.
The fact that I haven't actually made a reservation shouldn't matter. I want to know when my hypothetical car
could arrive. Anything less is garbage.

If the panel gaps aren't spot on, I'm not taking the car off the lot. I want Musk to know this in case I do order
a model 3.

DO NO BE FOOLED!

 

[buttershrimp]

Who's this imposter!! There can be only one!

Someone reverse engineered BigD0g. Nice try big dog, you are no BigD0g.... you have zero zeroes in your name

 

[buttershrimp]

If Elon doesn't get his act together with the Cup holder-gate, he is only hastening his demise. I swear to god I'm going to cancel my order. I can't wait to cancel my order. Oooooo he's gonna realize how wrong he was when buttershrimp cancels his order..... I can see it... Tesla futures tanks 50% after closing bell.... Buttershrimp cancels model 3 order.....

yeah..... I'll do it.

I...

will.....


do...



it.

 

[Acho]

I was just reading around and realized that model 3 is also missing tacos holders - what a shame

 

[roblab]

I had a '92 Camry. Great car. Way nicer than a Tesla.

Welllll... way nicer than a '92 Tesla. As I recall, the Camry used gasoline inefficiently (half as efficient as the Tesla, at least) and had near a hundred times more parts which needed constant lubrication, with changes every several months. The oil refining alone was terribly polluting, whereas my solar panels only pollute the view to my back yard. My Toyota products were also pretty small. Think first generation Prius. First gen Teslas are quite roomy, and our 3 is just about perfect for 3 kids and their driver.

 

[roblab]

I am a hot 16 year old female, what do you have in mind?

I'd suggest turning on the AC.

 

[Got-EMF]

And the infotainment system is still lacking. If the premium interior doesn't include the buttershrimp channel on the radio, then I'm definitely gonna cancel my order.

 

[buttershrimp]

I was just reading around and realized that model 3 is also missing tacos holders - what a shame

cancel cancel cancel.... no taco holders? advanced my ass...