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NGL during the shareholder meeting I will have thinkorswim open

If Apple had an EV, they would offer 0% financing forever but maybe enough for a few robotaxi rides 😏 /s

Exactly as Elon says, dividends are for when you run out of things to invest into

Didn't know Tesla still had an HR department... (sorry if someone posted this this morning already)

So u don't want the safest car in history bc of some stuff the CEO is doing? That's some protest right there I hope you follow the CEO of every other brand you are considering as closely as you are Elon

@JimHolder Where art thou buddy Hope ur doing ok

I think Elon laid off a bunch of senior management for Starlink right before they launched

Unfollowed Sawyer too. So something Tesla related and not something WholeMars said or posted

End of an era LMAO

my leaps | my itm ccs

192 high premarket crazy

Overnight trading showing TSLA at 175.75

Someone correct me cause idk how some of this stuff works financially: They said some more of FSD revenue was recognized due to autopark feature being released on the call right? 12.3.6 just came out and has autopark for USS cars. Does this mean another bump in revenue recognition for this quarter?

The 10 B spend this year will probably help the highway stack, which is still V11 in V12, to be end to end just like city streets I wonder how the market will react to Elons comment, that is like 40% of their cash

holy

Jim you are cooking 🔥

Meanwhile Swedish transport admin

Wait until these senators find out what happens if you put a brick on an accelerator pedal and get out the car

Rip

Investor me: These articles are going to get people killed Me with open covered calls: Yes yes more articles

btw Rivians suck and they drive so bad !! (I've never driven one) btw ford lightning drives like crap ! !(I've never driven it though) Antman 3 was really bad too (I didn't see it though !)

Putting the BAG in Baglino again 😆

I remember someone here posting that desktop stock ticker (the real life ones). Does anyone know if there's one that support options? 🤣

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RIP Martin

They just couldn't wait for 8/8 haha

THIS IS SO FUN

Laying off the 40 person marketing department and then releasing this is hilarious ngl

As usual I am too chicken to play earnings. As usual I am itching to trade. As usual I am suffering It's not an addiction! It's just that if I don't trade I will explode

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Important to note that that is less than 1% of shares Doesn't Ellison have more? Or does he still not count as retail?

Exactly 🤣

I won't be surprised if Elon purposely takes Tesla down with him if the result is no, and then blame everyone for trying to break the advent of sustainable energy

IIRC, wasn't he the one spamming Twitter about buybacks

I fade myself too 😂

Have not heard that name in awhile!! What's he up to these days?

Anyone know if there's a way to see this in tos?

Great, my step mom is sending me Facebook screenshots of Tesla layoffs 🤣

How early does the Say Q&A usually open up? Just realized we are a week out and I haven't gotten an email. But I don't remember how many days/weeks before it opens up

Tesla all-hands in about 90min

I'm surprised if it's true Rohan is resigning, just less than 24 hours ago he was tweeting as if he wasn't panning on resigning

Grok 😂💀

Oof. What about Rohan? Also I'm pretty sure Ashok never had a Tesla badge on his X