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Is she measuring her dick, or his? I get so confused nowadays...

To feel like a 99%'er

:D For this coming Winter... I upgraded from 5kW export limit to 15kW export limit. Not sure if I'm going to install a 3rd Powerwall yet... but it could get interesting

1% Club... The Big Squeeze woohooo 🥳

Mine are back online...

If you want to know how much charge you have in your Powerwalls... Press the 'greyed out' Powerwall logo on the main screen graphic... To open up the Powerwall page. Hold your finger on the 'charge level' graphic, and slide it to the 'current time' position. It'll then tell you what your...

Mine phoned in sick today as well...

I'd be interested in these please as spares, PM me if you like. 👍

That much... it's doubled in price then since my last We-buy-any-car-except-Tesla quote...

Plus cold air thrusters, Head up Display and bullet resistance.

Very poor condition... but with brand new Summer & Winter tyres... just for safety reasons before sale

... and since my car arrived in 2021... I've only just had my working Matrix Headlights delivered... got to try them this coming Winter. Looking forward to that... :D Those Ultra Sonic Parking Sensors are useful as Sonar in the Floods... just need the Green rotating display update now for...

My Wife drives a 2023 Skoda Enyaq VRS Coupe 80kWh with Maxx Pack. It's a nice car, with leather seats, matrix headlights, massage drivers seat, head up display, cruise assist, electric tailgate, electric suspension... But the Software App... it's too slow, unreliable... saying doors are open...

... and at the low prices for older M3P car trade-ins I'm reading about on here, I'm more inclined to get the lowest possible legal trade-in price quotation... and sell it to myself for those peanuts... rather than give it away. Keep the HMRC off my back, and pay very little Corporation Tax...

Would likes are the new faster Chip Hardware for FSD ... but not paying £36k for that. Not yet anyways...

I was just 'lucky' with that as I got the 2021 M3P that was Made in China. Matrix Headlights, Powered Boot, Panasonic Battery, Parking Sensors, Indicator Stalks, Heat Pump, Mechanical Suspension, Laminate Side Glass... It should in theory be a keeper... as there's nothing compelling to get rid...

What's wrong with keeping our original M3P cars? ... am I on my own here? Keeping it to get some value out of the thing, only had it 2.5 years, seems like yesterday when I picked it up... :D

34 of them are parked at Santa Pod Raceway Trolling Car Park :D

The other interesting thing I noted with the new Model 3 Performance was staggered wheelsets... Rears are wider than fronts... so no more tyre rotations, especially winter tyres which are directional. That could be tricky sorting out 'even' tyre wear from front to back...

With my existing 2021 Model 3 Performance being 500 BHP and 0-60mph in 3.1 seconds. With indicator stalks, and mechanical suspension I can upgrade. I'll stick... but thanks anyway...

I bought a new BMW from Germany in 1999... saved thousands new. ... and it came with Air Conditioning and a Sunroof (think you could only have one or the other in UK). Wonder how much a Model S Plaid would cost in Europe...

Like when they decide to put the stalks back in, and lower the price by £10,000 with 0% finance.

Would it have anything to do with, you know.. B R E X I T * Klaxon Sound Mode : Very Loud

If anybody is interested... We were denied 100 Amp fuses on our 3 Phase installation based on the new National Grid restrictions. So our 3 Phase setup is 80 Amps per phase... and they won't change it. But thats still enough for a lot of kit.

Oooft.... 36 months and £ 50,400 paid in rent 37,500 miles and they value the car at £zero That's bonkers... somebody must've hot stung badly

I'd pay to watch them glueing themselves to wind farm blades...

Oh yes, I forgot about the Vaccinations... oops

2035 Riots, protests, civil unrest Central Bank Digital Currency rollout after economic financial collapse Mandatory car scrappage schemes to support War effort Blackout Schedules and Restrictions on power use. Terrorist activity on Public Gatherings Pandemic #2 and #3 underway Elon Musk...

Same... Exporting all Solar and charging cars overnight to 80% if needed. Exporting Powerwalls to 0% by 23:30 Works great as Powerwall AI charges them back to 100% every day. Easy.

... 1%'ers... never figure out if that's a good thing, or a bad thing...

Or I could be a good boy and not be an Energy Terrorist at Peak Periods.

I might have a 17:00 Protest Session Party with Prodigy Firestarter at max volume. Ramp up everything to Charge at full whack, including Heat Pump, Tumble Dryers and Shower Rooms for 1.5 Hours. If the Energy Police turn up... I'll claim Plausible Useability. Let the Voltage Hit the Floor...

You'll go blind doing that...

Explains the colour... now I can't get it out of my head. Thanks for that... :D

I'm just going to blast straight through ... with no mercy

Not relevant to this topic, but you might find it interesting if installing multiple 3-Phase car chargers at home. We rotated the primary phase on each charger. Charger one : Primary L1 Charger two : Primary L2 Charger three : Primary L3 This means, if you plug in a Single Phase cable, it...

Still got a way to go yet... Although we've been given 15kW export... Two Powerwall 2 units can only export at 10kW... including home demand. So... May need to get a 3rd Powerwall for the full 15kW export potential. ... as our 5kW Solar Inverter doesn't tend to work at night :D But, we're...

Dear Partner, Thank you for contacting us. The export has been changed from 5kw to 15kw as per your request. I wish you a nice day. Kind Regards Energy Support Specialist EMEA Contact: [email protected] >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Thank you Tesla Support for a very quick update. Done.

+1 from yesterday Good fun :D

I did have a 'moment' where I thought... Stick or Twist

Imagine 15kW export at £4 for two hours £120 :D I may need more Powerwalls...

Next Winter Saving Sessions will be FrankenSteve laughing as the street lights blow up...

Good Afternoon Steve, I have looked into this for you. Due to the multitude of equipment at the property I have carried out a couple of studies with all of the equipment and then just the generation. For both of these studies the Volt Rise and ELI were within limits so you can have a max...

No notifications, or access to join for me??

Reporting in at 125,392 Points over 14 Saving Sessions.

We've got 5kW export limit with our DNO. Two Powerwalls and a 5kW Solar Inverter. How would I go about increasing ours? Is it just a letter or email request?

Just under 115,000 points with three Sessions to be added. I'm a Serial Streaker apparently...

... and I would imagine the consistency and reliability of those who opt-in. Knowing they have a reliable Power Army is good for battle planning.

Rarrr.... :D

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