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Inspired by NYT Tesla test, here are my consumer trials of some products (humor)
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Wow- I should have known so many people on this board would have serious meme skills! The slightly creepy Broder head shot definitely seems like a good image for the meme. The only problem is that now every time I see it, it makes me twitch a bit. Same thing happens every time I hear Ride of the Valkyries- any fellow CalTech alums out there will understand why . . .
humor:
A review of the new-fangled Solid State Group
Used without permission:
Oh lord, woncha buy me a Model S EV.
My friends all drive Porsches, they must envy me.
Worked hard all my lifetime, no help from my friends.
Oh lord, woncha buy me a Model S EV.
Oh lord woncha buy me a color TV.
Dialing for dollars is trying to find me.
I wait for delivery each day until 3:00.
So oh lord woncha buy me a color TV.
Oh lord woncha buy me a night on the town
I'm counting on you lord, please don't let me down
Prove that you love me, and buy the next round.
Oh lord, woncha buy me a Model S EV.
:~)
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C J and the Fish
> Well, come on all you PR flacks
> Come work for Tesla - we'll cut you slack
> All your ideas are grand, you see
> Even if they hurt the industry
> Any silly stunt is fine with us
> 'cause nobody messes with Musk!
>
> And it's one, two, three
> What are we drivin' for?
> Don't blame me, no! You can't!
> I won't allow it - I'm arrogant
> And it's five, six, seven
> Blame anybody else but me
> Will it hurt our cause? And hurt EVs?
> I'll guess we'll just have to see
>
> Come on, Wall Street, don't be slow
> Let's pretend EVs are ready to go
> As far as any car, though it's not true
> Call for support, and we'll help strand you
> If you run out of charge, it's your dumb luck
> 'cause nobody messes with Musk!
>
> And it's one, two, three
> What are we drivin' for?
> Don't blame me, no! You can't!
> I won't allow it - I'm arrogant
> And it's five, six, seven
> Blame anybody else but me
> Will it hurt our cause? And hurt EVs?
> I'll guess we'll just have to see
>
> Loss of capacity in cold night air?
> Don't talk about it - I don't care
> I'll call you names to shift the attention
> I'm an old hand at manipulation
> My best defense it to cause a fuss
> 'cause nobody messes with Musk!
>
> And it's one, two, three
> What are we drivin' for?
> Don't blame me, no! You can't!
> I won't allow it - I'm arrogant
> And it's five, six, seven
> Blame anybody else but me
> Will it hurt our cause? And hurt EVs?
> I'll guess we'll just have to see
>
> Come on drivers throughout the land
> Give your buddy Elon a helping hand
> Let's bring the media to its knees
> And pretend we've never heard of PHEVs
> On this topic, let's stay stuck
> 'cause nobody messes with Musk!
>
> And it's one, two, three
> What are we drivin' for?
> Don't blame me, no! You can't!
> I won't allow it - I'm arrogant
> And it's five, six, seven
> Blame anybody else but me
> Will it hurt our cause? And hurt EVs?
> I'll guess we'll just have to see
A review of the new-fangled Solid State Group
Used without permission:
Oh lord, woncha buy me a Model S EV.
My friends all drive Porsches, they must envy me.
Worked hard all my lifetime, no help from my friends.
Oh lord, woncha buy me a Model S EV.
Oh lord woncha buy me a color TV.
Dialing for dollars is trying to find me.
I wait for delivery each day until 3:00.
So oh lord woncha buy me a color TV.
Oh lord woncha buy me a night on the town
I'm counting on you lord, please don't let me down
Prove that you love me, and buy the next round.
Oh lord, woncha buy me a Model S EV.
:~)
[FONT=Helvetica, Arial, Verdana]-----------------------------------------------------------------------------[/FONT]
>
_____________________________________________________
C J and the Fish
> Well, come on all you PR flacks
> Come work for Tesla - we'll cut you slack
> All your ideas are grand, you see
> Even if they hurt the industry
> Any silly stunt is fine with us
> 'cause nobody messes with Musk!
>
> And it's one, two, three
> What are we drivin' for?
> Don't blame me, no! You can't!
> I won't allow it - I'm arrogant
> And it's five, six, seven
> Blame anybody else but me
> Will it hurt our cause? And hurt EVs?
> I'll guess we'll just have to see
>
> Come on, Wall Street, don't be slow
> Let's pretend EVs are ready to go
> As far as any car, though it's not true
> Call for support, and we'll help strand you
> If you run out of charge, it's your dumb luck
> 'cause nobody messes with Musk!
>
> And it's one, two, three
> What are we drivin' for?
> Don't blame me, no! You can't!
> I won't allow it - I'm arrogant
> And it's five, six, seven
> Blame anybody else but me
> Will it hurt our cause? And hurt EVs?
> I'll guess we'll just have to see
>
> Loss of capacity in cold night air?
> Don't talk about it - I don't care
> I'll call you names to shift the attention
> I'm an old hand at manipulation
> My best defense it to cause a fuss
> 'cause nobody messes with Musk!
>
> And it's one, two, three
> What are we drivin' for?
> Don't blame me, no! You can't!
> I won't allow it - I'm arrogant
> And it's five, six, seven
> Blame anybody else but me
> Will it hurt our cause? And hurt EVs?
> I'll guess we'll just have to see
>
> Come on drivers throughout the land
> Give your buddy Elon a helping hand
> Let's bring the media to its knees
> And pretend we've never heard of PHEVs
> On this topic, let's stay stuck
> 'cause nobody messes with Musk!
>
> And it's one, two, three
> What are we drivin' for?
> Don't blame me, no! You can't!
> I won't allow it - I'm arrogant
> And it's five, six, seven
> Blame anybody else but me
> Will it hurt our cause? And hurt EVs?
> I'll guess we'll just have to see
