You sound thoroughly dissatisfied with your car and with Tesla in general so you may be happier with another car, but whatever makes you happy. It's interesting and frankly a bit entertaining to see how much your perception and bias skews your view of things. You've always been free to drive your car however you want. The only people making a 'childish game' out of it are some people on this board. I don't think it will help, but I suggest you read
this post.
Out of curiosity, did you go storming back to the dealership when the previous non-electric vehicles you've owned failed to get the milage printed on the sticker?