Hi Jeff,
To be clear, I was thrilled to read another one of your bloviating posts! I apologize if my enjoyment didn't come across in my earlier reply. Es tut mir leid! Although, I'm sure the fellow whose X is presently a nightmare for him and is pursuing a lemon law claim enjoys the respite from your steely gaze.
My bogus claim? Ouch! Did you cut and paste? Anyway, I'm happy to update you. The FTC has heard multiple complaints regarding EAP -- that is to say, it's in their database as a nascent issue (look it up, it doesn't mean "bogus" -- LOL!). As flattered as I am that you think that I think myself so powerful (transference? projection? I tingle to consider!) to motivate action with a single complaint, I can assure you I had no such delusions! But yet so on still, you never can know (well, maybe you can. I'm but a simple man with apparently outrageous standards. The inner turmoil, to ponder!) whether your vote can be the one to elect the orangutang.
Call me!
xo