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    Auto Parallel Parking feature working for anyone?

    I met the guy who started that thread at a supercharger and he said Tesla sent him a cease and desist and forum moderators banned him for that post.
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    Autopilot is already improving.

    I figured that, It's like doing stand up in a morgue around here
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    Back to the future app for the Model S screen

    This is awesome! Im shaking just thinking how cool this is. I'll have to try this when Parking With My Son tomorrow.
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    Autopilot is already improving.

    You guys are right, Autosteering must be learning. It's acknowledged my morning routine and now exits at the correct exit and stops right at my local bagel shop. Still doesn't Autopark correctly though.
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    Unhappy Owners Post's Removed / Censored

    That was a great story
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    Prediction: Tesla Pulls Autosteer Function Soon

    I see you own a Leaf, and not a Tesla.. Can you please tell us more about this subject? I'd like to hear more information about a Tesla from a Nissan owner.
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    Unhappy Owners Post's Removed / Censored

    That is interesting you say this. I spoke with a guy at the San Diego SC and he said the same thing to me. He regretted the blue color, but when I asked why, he just said "I don't know, I see the other colors on the road and like them better.. it just never grew on me". Personally, I just...
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    Unhappy Owners Post's Removed / Censored

    Yeah, lucky. Blue is actually the worst color I have seen. Looks like a Ford Focus.
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    Unhappy Owners Post's Removed / Censored

    To the people claiming I do not own a Tesla, to think- if I have issues I MUST NOT OWN A TESLA. Huh? Complete joke. The Fanboy meter is off the charts on this forum. Direct from MyTesla page. Wish it showed my previous P85 too. Hilarious people would think I would waste my time on this...
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    Unhappy Owners Post's Removed / Censored

    As you can see, I am being called "trollish" because I have been venting frustrations with my experience with my car and the service. The only thing I have done is voiced my opinion, which of course is negative, because I am upset with Tesla. If you read what he is saying, he is encouraging...
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    Unhappy Owners Post's Removed / Censored

    I figured as much. It seems that the site is heavily biased towards those who have only positive things to say, but the negative posts and unhappy customers are bullied and battered, then outright censored when speaking up. I would assume that there are financial investments by those that...
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    Unhappy Owners Post's Removed / Censored

    Hey All, I just received a message from a mod that talking negative about Tesla on this forum creates a "toxic atmosphere" and my posts were moved / removed from the site. I have to ask, is it fair when someone is upset and frustrated with the quality of my car and also the service to censor...
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    Consumer Reports reliability of Model S - worse than average

    Ive had more problems with my Tesla then any BMW, Mercedes, GM, Ford, etc car I have ever owned. I had to schedule an appointment to fix a bunch of rattles (ANOTHER round of them in my 11K miles on my P85D) - and get this, the soonest they can address it is 6.5 WEEKS My door handle has broken...
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    Autopilot is already improving.

    It's in your head. It just shows inconsistencies. Drive by that same exit 10 times, and then report your findings. Then do it another 10 times. It is just inconsistent, thats all.
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    Prediction: Tesla Pulls Autosteer Function Soon

    Auto steer did the same thing to me today, jerked right to take an exit when I was in the right lane- no notifications, alerts - anything! It took a right turn as a car was quickly exciting and I would have cut him off. The driver also flipped me off as it gave the impression I was merging...
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    Auto Parallel Parking feature working for anyone?

    The fact there is even a thread with so many complaints, and people having to break this down into a science how to get it to work- is proof it is flawed and needs to be immediately addressed by Tesla.
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    Auto Parallel Parking feature working for anyone?

    I miss the old speedometer setup. The toy car with other toy cars randomly pop up offer no value to me, or provide information I actually need. I wish this could be user configurable as 50% of the display screen is completely useless to me now. Blind spot awareness is also a massive fail...
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    Trip Planner in V7 - Any Improvements?

    Trip planner is a joke. EVTripplanner.com that a 17 year old kid made did a better job then this. It amazes me how Elon made such a big deal about "Ending Range Anxiety" turned out to be such a flop- in some cases, it would have unnecessarily CAUSED range anxiety if I were to follow it, as my...
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    Auto Parallel Parking feature working for anyone?

    Just tried it again tonight, now 250 miles on version 7.0. How much "learning" needs to be done? I tried no less then 6-7 perfectly capable spots, with at minimum 20 feet of space, with perfectly sculpted and visible curbs. Driving 2 ft from cars on side of road, 10-12MPH.. Was the humidity...
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    Autopilot lane keeping still not available over 6 months after delivery

    I wish I didn't sell my P85 to get a P85D. Its only faster from a stop, but no faster any where else. Does not feel like any 691 HP car I have ever driven. I was duped. But I love the car, I just wish I would have kept the P85 as I would have been totally 100% happy still. I took a $20K hit...
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    Auto Parallel Parking feature working for anyone?

    Just be careful if it is trying to parallel park behind a truck or SUV with a large trailer hitch. It won't see it, and the car will hit the hitch. Just double-check every car you are parking behind before initiating AutoPark.
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    Prediction: Tesla Pulls Autosteer Function Soon

    What is your trick? There is a big thread about it, and many people cannot get it to work - or hardly ever. I have tried in about 20 different spaces and only had it work once. My friend who has an S85 gave up after the 10th try. Definitely look forward to improved software releases in the...
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    random chitchat

    :smile: Not a troll. Also, there's no reason to limit the forum to only owners- what about people who are on the fence? Should we limit people who only have the 85kw and higher packs, not the 40's and 60's? Should we also limit based on who spent the most money on Tesla's? Ive bought both...
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    Prediction: Tesla Pulls Autosteer Function Soon

    Why so much hostility here, being called a "troll" and other derogatory comments because of my post count? Is this how you welcome all new members here? It must be a real treat being a guest in your homes for the first time.. In all honesty I'm a 2X Tesla owner, first car a '14 P85 and now a...
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    Prediction: Tesla Pulls Autosteer Function Soon

    Lets not start with the whole "stock shorting" BS.. c'mon. In those fatalities, please name one where the cars decisions and actions through programming and software potentially killed someone? That's the problem here. The car now has a mind of its own, and if there are any flaws that is ammo...
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    Prediction: Tesla Pulls Autosteer Function Soon

    How do those things address it from randomly jerking the wheel into other lanes? Also, it can still be initiated on side streets- how can it disable AP if there is no center divider, it has no idea how to differentiate 4 lanes on a free way vs 1 lane each way on a 2 lane road. Not possible...
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    Auto Parallel Parking feature working for anyone?

    That was so great I had 7 of these shirts made and wear one every day
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    Firmware 7.0 - For Classic Model S

    Pretty sad that the Model S came out only 3 years ago, and models produced as recent as 1.5 years ago are referenced as "Classic Model S" The Model S is great, but the rapid depreciation is almost like a PC at this point. You can buy a car full price today, and next week a better version comes...
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    Prediction: Tesla Pulls Autosteer Function Soon

    When it comes to safety reasons.. why wouldn't they? One issue with it caught on camera jerking the wheel into another car will be a PR nightmare and also affect their stock. I can see them pulling it until more kinks are worked out, due to pressure from regulators. Look at some of the videos...
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    Auto Parallel Parking feature working for anyone?

    I tried to use AutoPark in about 15 different ideal parallel parking scenarios. No joke, it FINALLY let me try it once. I circled around, and after trying two more times in the EXACT SAME SPOT using the "tricks" mentioned here.. nothing happened. AutoPark is a complete joke. How did this...
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    Prediction: Tesla Pulls Autosteer Function Soon

    Due to the videos I am witnessing online, I truly feel there will be an AutoPilot/AutoSteer related vehicle crash soon. This is because people simply cannot follow directions, and it affects the safety of not only themselves- but everyone on the road. There is even a video of a complete fool...