This particular example of imbecillist Canadianus was spotted literally pulling, get this, a 250-kilogram solar-powered car from Toronto to Ottawa. Yes, to prove that an automobile powered by nothing other than the sun is the future of personal mobility, Marcelo da Luz walked his car from The Big Smoke to Parliament Hill in a 28-day trek that saw the 44-year-old flight attendant strap himself into a harness and do his best Clydesdale impression.