- Today I got changed to go for a run, but saw my Model S as I was about to leave. Decided to go for a drive instead.
- My son asked me "what does it feel like for a cheetah to effortlessly burst from 20mph to 55mph". I tell him "let's get in the car and I'll show you." He nows thinks I need professional help.
- Planned 10 min trip to the grocery store. Ended up taking 30 mins because I had to show everyone my "frunk."
- Girlfriend caught me staring at my car today. She said, "I feel like you love your car more than you love me. Do you?" Very long and awkward pause ensued.