LOL Funny Post on Tesla Motors Forum

I like sevenofnine's reply:

PS - Your wife already knows. We always do. And that's what you get for skimping on that pano roof she suggested.

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I ONLY/EVER cheat on my wife with junk food. She ALWAYS knows.:smile:

BTW: I've had good results cleaning the Alcantara with this.

Hilarious thread

I suppose it's only funny if you're a man.

Wow that thread is gold.

Funny! thanks

OP in the TM forums said:

Stolen moments can be difficult in the Model S

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Difficult?! Well, we can be sure the OP is not a Roadster owner.

I don't normally read the official forums but this is gold. Too bad the offical forums has a spam problem.

Awesome thread!

Anyhow, after having spilled a crazy Color-rich substance ("hvitvask") on our sofa, my tips is: makeup remover + diapers to suck up the moisture.

Same thing when you spill red wine on that nice, white fabric sofa. Water and a handfull of diapers.

Was the Alcantara headliner a choice?
Do some model S cars have them and some don't?

After I show off the app, I tell everyone that the Tesla Model S is not the marital infidelity car... my wife has the app too and can see precisely where I am, how fast I'm going, etc. -- or if I've turned the remote access off.

The flip side? I always know where she is, too.

nolngrgrsngslde said:

Was the Alcantara headliner a choice?
Do some model S cars have them and some don't?

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Comes with Signature and Performance versions, I think. (I have a Sig Perf so can't tell for sure)

Jason S said:

Comes with Signature and Performance versions, I think. (I have a Sig Perf so can't tell for sure)

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It's on my Sig Perf.
It's on my friend's Sig.
It's on my loaner Perf.

It seems "Sig || Perf" implies Alcantara headliner unless you got one of those "mixup at the factory" vehicles that they were supposed to "make right".

AnOutsider said:

Should've used the trunk with rear seats down.

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Should have used the frunk with the lid down. Picture Bill Murray in 'Stripes' - scene in General Barnake's house!

Ahem...

NigelM said:

Ahem...

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I'll settle for the entertainment system remembering what source I was listening to...

hahahaha

Has this been shared here?