Karma and Model S Caption Contest (no prizes!)

gg_wants_a_tesla said:

Not sure what it is about the picture, Josh, but, somehow the headlamp lenses are so pronounced that they do look like eyes! The Fisker seems to have this slightly-cross-eyed "look-at-my-silly-grin" vibe while your Model S has this fierce, wild-cat-like, mean, almost-disdainful look

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wild-cat like, mean, almost-disdainful, single sharp-toothed shark look that is...Thanks GG, now I can't get this image out of my head!

Arnold Panz said:

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This pic cries out for a pair of conversation bubbles to be added. What's the dialog going on between these two? (I will leave it to more creative minds than mine to supply suggestions.)

Robert.Boston said:

This pic cries out for a pair of conversation bubbles to be added. What's the dialog going on between these two? (I will leave it to more creative minds than mine to supply suggestions.)

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Done.



(Apologies to any Fisker fans, but I couldn't resist.)

PureAmps said:

Done.

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(Apologies to any Fisker fans, but I couldn't resist.)

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After seeing the very sad photo of the burned out hulks of 16 Karmas as a result of Hurricane Sandy flooding, I had to laugh, nearly uncontrollably, at this very clever imaginary conversation. I should not laugh. I had a Karma deposit down for nearly three years before I cancelled it and signed up for my Model S. Whew! That was a close call! Seriously, the Karma is a gorgeous car, but its performance and functionality, not to mention the environmental benefit calculation, simply doesn't hold a candle to the Model S.

Karma: What's that awful smell?
S: Don't look at me. You're the gassy one.

S: got a light, bro?

S: What are you smiling about? I just won Motor Trend CotY!
Karma: Right! I'm just happy to be parked next to you!

Model S: Movember?
Karma: ...

Tesla: *sniff* Ugh! Was that you?
Karma: Sorry, I have gas.

brianman said:

Karma: What's that awful smell?
S: Don't look at me. You're the gassy one.

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Hahaha

PureAmps said:

Done.

(Apologies to any Fisker fans, but I couldn't resist.)

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Like it. Really funny.

Is there not a faint resemblance?

Ben W said:

Is there not a faint resemblance?

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LOL! Spot on!

AnOutsider said:

hahaha. Even more hilarious because of the fun we've been having with movember in the office

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I wasn't going to do it. But then learned my brother started in mid October to have a decent showing at Thanksgiving. So I started on the 8th, but should still have a better show.

Life is all about beating your siblings at any/all competitions!

Model S: I bet I have more luggage stored in my frunk...
Karma: Yeah, well mine's all filled up with infernal combustion engine bits...

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